In the news lately there has been talk about the man in Florida who ate another mans face off. And I have been really interested in this, due to the fact that I am a zombie lover.
To start off, when I was in high school my friends to me to "28 weeks later" (the sequel to "28 day later") and when asked what I thought of the movie I said it was scary. Not because of the movie itself, but rather the idea that something man-made could be the start of a zombie apocalypse. And so here I was sitting at home when I hear of a man, who ate another mans face off.
Maybe if the culture was different and there wasn't a fascination about zombies at this time, we would all be sitting here reading about the in-the-closet-cannibal whose meal suddenly ran away on him. And yet, finding out that it took six bullets to the head to finally stop him, had me questioning the cannibalism. I mean. In one article, it stated that after being yelled at by police officers to stop, the man "looked at them with flesh in his mouth and growled". Growled.
This is my question to you, oh Mr. Hannibal Lector. But I'm pretty sure you enjoyed cooking your meals, am I correct? And eating at a table, in fine delicacy, not growling at authority. (yes I understand that there are other cannibals in the world, but seeing as this happened in the states I feel Hannibal is more suited than savages).
So how would this be compared to cannibalism?
There are also some other facts about Florida that just Don't. Add. Up. Like schools shutting down after rashes have appeared on children that cannot be explained, or the fact that there have been other mysterious men arrested or shot after spitting blood and trying to bite other people.
Get a shot gun because... It. Has. Begun.
I may not be the brightest bird in the bush, but let me say if I hear or see anything zombie-ish coming my way, I'm stabbing the motherfucker. End of story. I am not dying by zombie.... Well, if I actually died that be good, but I am not coming back as a zombie. Hells no.
Be warned. DO NOT joke about being a zombie around me. I have a pen and/or knife near by, and I am not afraid to stab you with it. ;)
